Girl, you cracked me up! Please know that I will pray real hard for you everyday, now that I know nature is out to get you! Take care of my friend! I was spider bitten visiting aunties in NY state but didn't go to the doctor until 2 days later when we returned to TX & boy howdy, every doctor, nurse, technician, and all others in the ER were practically invited by my male nurse to "hurry, come see this ugly bite" which was right next to my privates, I was absolutely mortified! I know we all have a human body, but sometimes it is very difficult to manage being human!