Chiming in, VS machines do seem to be not quite right when they have tails. The reason, I've typed it twice and deleted because there was no way to say it that didn't seem naughty!
I find it interesting that this thread has shifted from mostly women to a mixture of men and women. Perhaps it's just my perspective since I am not on here much during the school year. Some of the other forums I belong to get snippy if you haven't "researched" as thoroughly as they think proper prior to asking a question. Thanks for not being that way folks!
And Rodney, you really must try a VS.