I laughed out loud at your $500 bill remark; sitting here fogged in reading I thought to myself "I didn't know $500 came in one solid bill" then saw your "Just kidding" remark. Thanks for a fun read today, and everyone is right about the 301. You might do well to learn to like it. I have three and absolutely love all three of them too much to consider parting with one. But I don't have a 404 so I can't say that with a lot of credence.