The original post was meant to be on the humorous side.
For the record, I really don't like to kill bugs, snakes, frogs or anything if there is another option. However, if it is necessary, I do what I have to do. DH isn't as particular about whether a critter lives or dies during the extraction process, so usually handles that. Since he is a city boy, he occasionally needs some advice on how to do it. He used to ask me, but lately goes to the internet to get that info.