I'm afraid the "quilt nazi" and I wouldn't get along very well.....she wouldn't be able to stand me. I'm also kind of a haphazard cutter/piecer/quilter! I do my own thing, and it usually turns out good in the end, and so far, all of my quilts are holding up really good.
By the way, welcome to the board, and please show us your quilts. We love pictures, and we love to help when someone asks us for advice.