Love the cigar. When I was young (many, many years ago) I was a waitress and this one guy came in everyday with his nasty cigar. One day he had it in the ashtray and when I gave him his water, I just dumped the whole glass right on his cigar. I think he could have killed me at the time, but later it got to be the laugh of the day. Told him the devil made me do it!!!