Originally Posted by
bearisgray
Duct tape?
Amen! Growing up my sister was nicknamed the mouth of the south she talked so much. I'm kinda quiet so way back when my beau first met her it took him by surprise. One night (after a couple of years fitting in with the family) she was particularly chatty and he said "Silence in golden. Duct tape is silver. Pick one." I nearly wet myself laughing so hard at the look on her face! Now it's an inside joke and he just says "gold or silver"?