Hi PP glad you've got a sense of humor! that video clip is a hoot!
I never hide fabric, but - true confessions!!! - when I do an occasional cruise through TJ Maxx and Marshalls and bring back a little goodie to wear, I do tend to sneak it into the house, up to the bedroom, and see how it fits at home, with my other outfits and accessories. If I don't, he will see the bag, follow me upstairs and distract me while I'm trying stuff on, plus sometimes something new is often better coming as a surprise to the admiring spouse. Better than him seeing the bags and hearing 'Marshalls again?" LOL