Remember to remove ALL labels! (joke)
I just received this in an email, and didn't expect this.....
Tag Sale Special
I was getting ready for a tag sale one summer day. Since it was so humid out, I decided to stay inside my air-conditioned house and mark the special stickers I had bought for the sale.
Then I slapped them on my blouse, ran outside, stuck them on the appropriate items and rushed back inside.
I did this until every item was labeled.
Later that day a UPS man came by the house with a delivery. I noticed that as I was signing for the package, he seemed ill at ease.
It was only after he left that I noticed there was one sticker still attached to the front of my blouse. It read “Make me an offer.”