My favourite is an old saying, not necessarily just for quilting, "A blind man would be glad to see it".
Here are a few I can remember:
- To quilt is human, to finish is divine
- Quilters always press to the dark side
- Quilters know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em
- A quilt on the bed is worth two in the head.
- She who dies with the most fabric didn't sew fast enough
- A bad day quilting is better than a good day working
However, I've started telling everyone my quilts are all 'Amish' - a mistake in every one, lol.