The lady said "let me carry that for you". No thanks! I hugged it while I paid and then all the way to the car.
LOL - just about spit out my coffee when I read this. Sounds like something I did years ago when I bought a brand new king sized feather comforter at a garage sale for $3 - when I asked the man of the house how much was the "feather comforter" he said "What feather comforter??? - "$3" - I whipped out my $3 so fast and ran to the car before his wife came out.