I had a cousin who was very directionally challenged. He was given instructions for a destination. Was so funny the way his dad wrote them out. Each line was "your right side turn at this; then he'd draw a picture of the landmark. etc. He could tell you how far you had gone; if you had gone a mile or (?). The guy never had a wreck and used handsignals. Not fun riding with him in the winter time. He would say, "Just think how nice and warm it will be when you get there!!