Originally Posted by
cathyvv
My youngest daughter, then around 4, came up with the all time best "curse" in our family. She called her older brother, who was annoying her, "Chicken Swamp Poop!" My son cracked up and the annoying stopped. I guess "Chicken Swamp Poop" worked.
We still use that phrase and laugh at it.
Love it! When my kids came home with the 'standard' juvenile curse words we suggested a different route. Instead of 'you're really stupid' they went to school with 'don't be a fatuous fool' and 'an inane ninny is not clever' They were deemed much cooler inside of two days, while the other kids had to go home to parents who had to look up some new words. LOL