May every dropped pin find your bare foot.
May you finish your complex applique only to discover the invisible thread was actually wash-away thread.
May your Super Slider always get sewn to the back of your quilt.
May all of your bobbins roll away behind furniture too heavy to move.
May you confuse spray starch with spray glue.
May you always load two new blades onto your rotary cutter instead of just one.
May all of your cuts veer to the side at the last inch.
May all of your scraps be just a little too small.
May all of your rulers become just slightly warped.
May your machine have intermittent computer issues that never happen when the technician is looking at it.
OK, I'm starting to feel really evil, I better stop! That last one is NASTY. LOL