.........if you reverse your car down your driveway between the house and the fence you should make sure your rear passenger door is closed! crunch!
........if you leave your car jammed and scrunched between the fence and the house until your irate husband comes home to untangle it every neighbour in the suburb will surely drive past and stare at your masterpiece!
.......a car door can bend back on itself and its hinges....with a little persuasion........
.......if my DH buys another motorbike tomorrow I'm not ging to utter a peep!!!