Changing the Kool-Aid to vodka would be the perfect solution, although temporary. My accidents have all been resolved by OxiClean, love that stuff. It even takes out the spaghetti sauce stains that my DH just can't keep off of his tee shirts. I spilled orange soda one summer day and it took almost a year to clean everything it got on, dripped down the side of my cutting table into a file area, etc. No more sticky drinks are allowed. Oh, got it on the plastic covers for my AccuQuilt dies and thought I'd have to live with that forever. Yeah, vodka is the answer.