I would so love to learn to swing dance, but I genetically have no musical / movement sense at all, no one on either maternal or paternal side do. I don't know my left from my right w/o looking (lt thumb and forefinger make an "L" shape). Many have tried to teach me very simple dance saying "they could teach me, it's a piece of cake" or "this one is so easy anyone can do it" but sadly they are proven wrong. (I mean I can barely clap in time to music)