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Old 05-12-2016, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Jane Quilter
please share what you are talking about
Jane, here is what I got from them:


"Thanks for your order at the Missouri Star Quilt Company!

In the magical kingdom of Missouri Star Quilt Co, a special delivery is about to take place. There have been rumors of a chosen quilter who would make an order so grand, so magnificent, that the entire realm would gather in celebration! That time has finally come! That quilter is you.

The clouds have parted and the sun is shining down in a glorious beam of light on your order. It glints and sparkles like a precious stone in the hand of a trusted palace messenger who takes it straight to the queen.

He bows deeply and places the order in the white-gloved hand of Queen Stitchalot herself. She looks astonished. Has the time really come? Yes, it has, my queen. Then off we go!

The Queen hops lightly onto the back of a white-winged pegasus and rides it across a rainbow to the shipping department, where all your dreams will finally come true!

Playful woodland creatures fill this extraordinary package with their deft paws and the youngest fawn tucks in the packing slip with her velvety nose. The package is then sealed with the royal insignia and brought to the great hall where the celebration feast begins!

All day and into the night the banquet tables are continually supplied with the finest fruits of the land. Then the dancing commences! The room is a blur of gentlemen in tailcoats and ladies in full skirts. When the clock finally strikes midnight, three fairies arrive and place a charm of protection on the package with their exquisite golden wands.

Suddenly, with a loud crack and a poof of silvery smoke, a wizard appears. Twelve footmen in sky blue breeches escort the package over to him. He takes the gilded box under his cloak, raises his staff and disappears once more! He’s off on his quest to deliver your package! Before you know it, you’ll find it nestled on your doorstep, waiting for you to open it up and discover the treasures inside!

*Note the above is a slight dramatization of what actually happened with your order, but seriously we did ship it, and here is the tracking info"
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