Oh these are great!!!!
My most embarrassing moment (and it takes A LOT to embarrass me) was when I was 18 years old. My mom and I were shopping at the big new mall downtown. I was wearing a half top, long cotton skirt with loads of fabric, and skimpy undies (like really skimpy!)
As we were going down the escalator my mom and I were chatting, and the next thing I knew as we neared the last step my skirt went with the stair into the escalator - ripped it right down to my ankles and stopped the escalator ... RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOOD COURT!!!!
I turned about 8 shades of red and walked into the closest store to the change rooms.
My mom? She was about 5 minutes behind me because she couldn't catch her breath from laughing so hard.
I am just so happy that when I was 18 cell phones did not exist, because if they had, I could probably send you the link on youtube!