These stories are really funny. I think MarionQuilts wins so far. I'd love to see anyone top that. It's sadly comforting to know I'm not the only one who does ridiculous things. The Tom Selleck story was great! Loved the naked kids in the car situation. And the girl who walked across the parking lot with her skirt hiked up was a riot! Thank you all for making me laugh.
GailG, I was telling my son about leaving the house with different shoes on and he laughed and said the same thing happened to him recently. Must be genetic...
The breaking and entering story had me on the edge of my seat. It is super ironic that you are a cop. I wonder if an "intruder" has ever been shot under such circumstances? A similar thing happened to me about 15 years ago. We were living in Ohio in a suburban neighborhood. The houses next to me looked similar. The woman next door had past away and people were coming and going all day paying their codolences. There was a deck off my kitchen with a sliding glass door, and I heard people talking as they opened my sliding door and helped themselves to a glass of water and sat down at the kichen table. They looked up as I walked in the room and asked, "So are you friend or family?"