My 3 funniest ones. When I was attending a community college about 40 minutes from where I live, I was running a bit late so I just kept watch on my time. I wasn't speeding, but I missed where the road I entered had a school zone, but it changed so quickly I didn't notice. Then I see a cop car come up behind me, so I think hum, he must be after someone, so I just keep on my way and he comes up to my car really close, so I slow down to let him by, and the next thing I know he turns his lights and sirens on, and is staying behind me so I thought, ok, I guess I better pull over, and thinking I must have a tail light out or something. lol.. He gets out of his car and walks over to me, ask for my license, and says, where are you going mam. I tell him, and he says did you not see my pull up behind you, and I said well yes sir, but I knew I wasn't going over the speed limit etc. etc. He said, well there is a sign back there that says to go much slower due to school there. I said, sir I am sorry I am on my way to the college and didn't see the sign, and I am studying to be a teacher. He shook his head and said I usually give a ticket for these young students going too fast, but the way you do pull over, but wasn't trying to out run me, I actually believe your story. Go ahead mam.
The next one was after I was teaching a few years later at the high school, and I had been to the girls bathroom, ready to go home. Out side I have one of the girl students call my name and whispered Mrs. so and so look behind your skirt. I had some toilet paper after my relief that had caught in my skirt wast band and was follow to the ground along with me outside. I grabbed it so fast and shoved it in my purse and left the grounds really quickly so embarrassed.
My 3rd one is when my son was little, and me and my then husband was walking around in Kmart back then, and my little son kept saying mommy I need to go pee pee. I said ok, just give us a few more minutes. He said it again, and I said the same thing. Well, then I noticed he had let go of my hand, and I turned around and we were close to a display of toilets. Yes he pushed up the lid, and was sitting on that display toilet and doing his business. I went really fast pulled up his little pants and left the store really fast. lol... That story comes up a lot to laugh about. He is in his 40's now.