Junebug 987, Your post made me laugh so hard. Where I come from "catty whompus" is crooked, not "crocked". "Crocked" is being "pickled" as in drunk, but I guess if you are drunk, you may walk "catty whompus". Lol.
Another one I ran across recently- "she is one of those, that when caught in a flood, would refuse the rowboat because it did not match her dress" to mean full of herself. My DH used to say while driving "stupid SOE" and I always thought he was spelling something wrong since he does that a lot, so I finally asked him what he meant. He smiled and said "SOE-sense of entitlement". In Texas I heard a garage sale referred to as an "MSIG" "my s--t is gold". Another is when something is expensive "they are pretty damn proud of that product".
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