Thanks to SewingSew!!! This was a hoot to read! Thanks for starting out my Tuesday with laughs!! I've lived all but 1 yr (born in Topeka) in Texas & a lot I have heard before but some not. Funny, funny, funny!!! Such an education!!! It would soooo interesting to hear what this young generation would think. I've said some sayings around a certain DGS (can't remember what) but he'd say "What does that mean?"...