Wow!! I have to say that when I saw the fabric I thought it was ... well ... ugly. but WOW!! You've me a silk purse out of a sows ear!! ( Ditto, DogHouseMom)
Next time say. 'Let me take that ugly rag off your hands......then do your magic, and its yours! LOL
No, just kidding, its a masterpiece. and THAT is no joke.