It's winter in
New Hampshire
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At
Twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love New Hampshire
When the snow's up to
Your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen
Shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang
Around
I could never leave New Hampshire
'Cause I'm frozen to the
Ground!!