ACK....might as well put a gun to your head! If I'm going to make it homemade I make it healthful. I have a very quick recipe using vegetable oil, and I use all whole wheat. I have diabetes and Alzheimer's in my family, so I try to eat for good health. Yes, I am a food Scrooge. And I have been known to serve some delicious food to company...but not often.
To really ruin your day, I just checked the latest statistics: Nearly 3/4 of American men, and 60+% of American women are overweight or obese. I'd rather not be one of them. I'm sorry to be the bearer of such bad news. :-(