This one caught me for about a year and a half. Now I'm over it:
* pantographs and all-over quilting are bad...you must make either a hand-quilted masterpiece or a custom fancy machine quilted masterpiece complete with large feathers in the border. --phooey, just quilt it to hold it together in whatever way works for you! I have a few 'all-over' designs that I can do easily by machine, I'm hoping to get a pantograph for my short arm for my birthday!
I think I would also have to add color schemes:
* you have to use only ONE type of white and it must be from the same cut. So you have to buy a large piece of yardage for each new quilt
* and general color schemes like: pink and orange don't go together.
* guys only like blue and brown