You definitely cannot eat off my floors (but that's mostly the previous owner's fault. He put slate tile in the kitchen but used the wrong kind of grout and it is constantly flaking. I am hoping to renovate the kitchen in spring and that tile will be gone!!) Dishes done every evening and main floor bathroom always clean. If someone uses our ensuite and complains about anything, well, they just didn't visit on the right day of the week! Vacuuming is once a week and no one touches my sewing room but me!