An elderly man and woman were asking the pharmacist in the drugstore about the product lines carried -
"Can one buy pain relief medications?
Can one buy prescriptions?
Can one buy Depends?
The druggist says "Of COURSE we have all these products. Why do you ask?"
The old couple tell him - "We're planning on getting married and wanted to use this for our bridal registry!"
(Yes, I know - a previous joke generated this one - )