Rob..just go back to bed and start over. What a calamity of mishaps. I'm laughing with you not at you. Laughter is the only thing you can do.
i watch over my 90 year old neighbor (for 30 years). His son lives in Washington and, based on the many mental/cognitive changes, we are getting ready to move him up to his son's. At 1:30am this morning, the Calif Highway Patrol called (we put our contact info in his glove box for emergency contact info) and told us he was 30 miles away, lost, confused, and drove the wrong way on a road and crashed. He's unhurt, no other cars involved. They revoked his license, towed his truck, and called us to get him. They were really cool and met us half way. Bless his heart. So spent most of this morning on phone with insurance etc. to take care of vehicle. We called his son and told him it was time to come get him, went grocery shopping (which was where he was headed when he got lost), fed him, and sat with him for awhile. He had been lost for over 11 hours and never called us. He had been declining, mentally, for a few months so we've been working with son to move him North. This latest incident was a game changer. We call him everyday but didn't yesterday because family was here. We had no idea he wasn't home. Now, we are checking on him several times a day. I will move him with me, if necessary, until son comes for him. I make him several meals a week but he does good preparing meals. It's so hard to witness this with someone you love.