I'm enjoying watching this play out (sorry, I'm a bit warped). You all are going through various mental gymnastics that I did. A couple have come up with the solution. Somehow, we go through the hardest steps first, when actually it isn't that hard. It's good to know others take the hard path first. After a few days, I'll post the solution. I'm having too much fun to do it sooner. (Best solution a friend came up with was to either use a zipper or buy a new pillow form.)