Okay... let the hints begin...
According to the United States Census Bureau, your city has a total area of 1.8 square miles, all of it land.
In one town in your state, it is illegal to kill "any living creature" and in another town you may not walk your cow down Main Street after 1 p.m. on Sunday.
Secret pal, all your items are ordered and now for a trip to JoAnn’s. Hoping to mail Saturday.