Funny veterinarian story.
My daughter used to work for a vet. She told me this story today. A client brought in a black lab who hadn't been eating, vomiting and had diarrhea. The vet said those were signs of an intestinal blockage and x-rays were needed. When DD brought the x-rays up she and the vet saw a row of white round objects in the dogs intestines. The vet said they looked like the x-ray of a chicken about to lay eggs. DD said, "I think we can both agree that this dog is not about to lay eggs." So off to surgery they go. The vet opened the dog up and as he opened the intestine golf balls began sliding out. DD said they went everywhere. The dog had eaten 11 golf balls. When the owner found out he said he guessed he better not take the dog to the driving range with him anymore.