I saw this posted on my quilting group and thought you might get a kick out of it. So enjoy!
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could
> all use a
> little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice I
> recently heard,
> you too can find inner peace.
> A Doctor proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
> the things
> you have started and have never finished.'
>
> So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
> finished, and before leaving the house
> this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of
> Tequila, a
> package of Oreos, the remainder of my
> old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and
> a box of
> chocolates.
>
> You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.