I am sure there are a lot of things that people could tell that aren't necessarily scathingly dark secrets, but things that would be fun and interesting to tell. So, here's mine...
I was on a daytime TV show, where a famous hypnotist hypnotized 4 people on stage (me being one of them) to do different things. He told me to sell my dress to guy next to me on stage, I tried but he declined my offer. I remember trying really hard, I even said that I would even throw in my pearl necklace, but to no avail. Thank goodness that he didn't make me cluck like a chicken.
When I got home that evening, I had a call from my parents that saw the show and they thought I was a hoot. I never did see what I looked like on TV and since no one else that I knew ever mentioned it, I figured it was a lucky escape if I made a real fool out of myself.