Originally Posted by
sandy l
Oh, mine expires at least once a week
Don't forget:
And the IRS is after you.
You have several warrants for your arrest.
Your credit cards need to be consolidated.
Your going to be arrested for failure to show up for jury duty.
Your grandkids are all in jail in some nondescript country.
And all this can be solved by giving them the number off of a gift card or a pre paid Visa card.