I read Ulysses by James Joyce many years ago. I don't really remember it, I just remember it was hard to read.
Well I tried again and only got mad. LOL
Here is a sample (free) First paragraph, Chatper 1
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[TD] Riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend[/TD]
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[TD]of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to[/TD]
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[TD]Howth Castle and Environs.[/TD]
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[TD] Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-[/TD]
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[TD]core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy[/TD]
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[TD]isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor[/TD]
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[TD]had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse[/TD]
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[TD]to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper[/TD]
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[TD]all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to[/TD]
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[TD]tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a[/TD]
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[TD]kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in[/TD]
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[TD]vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a[/TD]
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[TD]peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory[/TD]
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[TD]end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
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