I stopped at the Post Office on my way home from a UFO, and was surprised to find a parcel locker key in my box. The locker contained a priority envelope from the west coast. You know who you are. Thank you for being my secret ornament swap partner. The wrapped box in the envelope isn't light, but slightly heavy. Fear not, I am not a shaker; however, I do have a tendency to stare at the package intently.