The joke’s on me !
(Maybe I should save this for April Fools Day)
I always unwrap new bars of soap to expose them to air - they work the same but don’t get so soggy in the soap dish. I was unwrapping soap & found one bar must’ve been jammed in the process because I only had about 3/4 of a bar !
My BIL (always chatty) bought a dozen eggs and didn’t check the carton. He engaged the checkout lady in conversation & she didn’t check the carton either & he found out later his carton had 11 eggs ! He loves telling that story.
Anyone else ??