Oksewglad, yes, you got me! I thought you lost your ever-lovin' mind! I'm so glad that you don't need all the punishment I planned for you! No M&Ms for that long, on top of all that exercise, would caused you to become way too skinny!
I have a son who is mentally retarded and lives in a great group home. For years he has called me on every 4/1 and says "There is a bug in your hair!" How he can see it over the phone is a mystery!