Wow! Oksewglad-- you got me too! I forgot it was April Fools.
I have to admit, at first I was a little worried about you when you said it was 50 yards. But then I got to thinking how that's only about six 32 piece fat quarter bundles, and they do look rather small and orderly (not to mention yummy) when they're still all tied up in a bundle. So probably if that's what did you in, then it didn't look all that alarming while it was happening--so I could relate. That is if it had really happened that way rather than you pulling our collective leg LOLOL
Rob