I saw that last night and said to myself, "You should order that mat!"
Did you see the picture of a porch full of Amazon boxes? The caption is something like "How to get rid of your junk this holiday season. Leave it on the porch for the pirates."
Oh, I'd love to see that in action! Some thief makes off with a broken toaster, some expired sunblock, a game with missing pieces, some nasty house slippers , and a half-chewed dog bone.
