Love those Tartan!
I have three quilting related t-shirts.
Quilting is my Therapy
(I chose that over "I quilt because choking people is frowned upon" but I believe they mean about the same thing...)
It's ok if you think sewing is boring, it's sort of a smart people hobby
(it's all flowery and looks so sweet until you read it -- sort of like me)
and
It's all fun and games until the bobbin runs out!
My personal mantra from last year is "the quilt I make depends on the fabric I have". And my mouse pad says "A fat quarter is not a body part".