Hi Christine...it would be great for you to join us and yes...chocks CAN be funky can't they???? :lol: I say...let them come join the hen party! As far as the postage...I can weigh your return package and you can send me the postage through Paypal. Its not problem at all or... the flat rate envelope for International (as long as they will fit) is $12.78 US...so you could even just include that along with your birds when they fly to me and I'll get the envelope for you here.