MaryKa, your silliness makes me smile. My condo was once a two bedroom apartment, so my storage is limited too and I understand. On the other hand I can use the second bedroom is my sewing room. My kitty uses my sewing room as an observation deck for the marsh out back, a hotel with multiple soft sleeping spaces and a hideout when wanting to worry me. Cats have an extraordinary ability to hide in plain sight. Enjoy what ever space you have and create warm, snuggly blessings for others while you do your organizing.
Oh, just thought of this. One of my quilting friends uses the large but not to deep under-the bed containers for her stash storage. She labels the bin by type of fabric (backing, batik, fat-quarters, etc.) for easier access to what she wants.Just a thought.