We get the ones for Windows - usually don't answer the phone unless we know who it is -- But, every once in a while, hubby is in the mood to pull their chain. So the conversation goes like this --
Hello sir, You are having an issue with your windows,
DH - yes, we have noticed that
If you could give me some information I can fix that for you.
DH - do you do multiple ones?
Oh, yes we can sir
DH -- and can I get screens with them as well?
Caller's voice getting excited
Yes sir, we can do that for you.
DH -- ok just a minute while I tell my wife ---- waits about 5 minutes, then gets back on the phone
DH -- are you still there?
Oh, yes sir. Can I get some information from you
DH -- Okay, but I just want to check --- these windows that I'm going to get from you, are they are good windows, they are well made of the highest quality?
I don't know what you mean sir, can I just get some information from you?
DH - well, I need about 15 of them, can you do that?
Sir, can I get your information?
DH -- only if the windows are double paned glass as well...
Caller says a not so nice word and ends the call
DH -- hello, hello, are you there? Hey Hun, this guy wanted to sell me windows, but then he cussed at me and hung up -- can't get good customer service anywhere anymore....
DH -- chuckles, that was fun!