I've not seen a trapezoid table for sale before in my area. I caved a little bit and told the seller that if she didn't get what she was asking to let me know. I'd make the drive for $50 or less, and make room somehow.
It's just that nagging in my head..."Of course you should drive to pick this up, even though you don't need it, don't want it, and don't have room for it."