Thought of another clever one:
Dolly Pardon-mois Claws. I'll try to adhere some small acrylic nails, painted w/ red nail polish. So, now I've got 5 really good ones:
Dolly Pardon-mois Clois
Mae Fly West
Polly Wantsacracker
Beak Midler
Vera Wing
I just need one more! I'd love to incorporate the idea of feathers or plumes. Kind of want to get away from the singer or actress character and go with something different. Political figure? Author? Historical figure? Any ideas?