You have GOT to post a pix when this is done. It sounds FABULOUS ! ! ! and hilarious.
My sisters made a king size quilt called Naughty Knickers that won people choice award at their local church's quilt show. Each block looked like a different pair of bikini panties--and some of them were quite naughty. One pair had fabric 'money' sticking out, one pair had a zipper, there were pairs with fur, feathers, beads, etc. It was really a fun quilt--totally impractical but funny.