I was standing at the kitchen sink cutting potatoes and looking out the window. The dog is laying right there outside sleeping. His cat...the one he tortures and carries around came up and climbed on top of him. I have seen them sleeping like that many times so I thought "oh how cute". The cat proceeds to hump the dog! And the stupid dog lays there! NOT cute! They're both male too. My eyes may just fall out of my head today!